Olives Et Al is proud to announce the arrival of a brand new flavour to compliment the Captain Tiptoes’ range of snacks.
Wasabi Flaming Beans, the finest broad beans, roasted and naturally flavoured with powerfully punchy wasabi and created to exacting taste specifications, are now perfectly poised to be positioned in the finest delis and bars across the nation.
Sitting in the most attractive of packets, and available in two handy sizes, Captain Tiptoes Wasabi Flaming Beans is the fifth snack to embellish the already mightily popular range, including Cajun Spiced Nuts, Fire Balls, Salt and Pepper Nuts and Chilli Harissa Nuts.
Demand only the best for your discerning customers. Go forth to your nearest telecommunication device, dial 01258 474300 and demand these beans of fire to fuel their next adventure.
...A hush fell and the crowd wept, but that crisply seamed, erect and to the front Captain Tiptoes shed no tears and strode toward that awesome cannon – his eyes aglow and his moustache so firm and quivering. Brandishing no sword but a single bean, he cried
‘Never fear, he will return – fuelled by these exceptional fiery beans he cannot fail!’
And from the mist and fire and brimstone emerged that legendary cannon ball, and in his mouth a ball of fire!
Captain Tiptoes, eyes aflame and boots as black as jet, insists that you try these redoubtably firm fire balls, these red hot beans of combustilence – these Wasabi Flaming Beans!
Trade Offer
Impeccably turned out as ever, even his socks and jockey fashioned boxers ironed to perfection; the Captain is keen to instil the spirit of adventure in the entire nation. He needs you to make your mark. Thus, he has decreed that the first fifty of you, his fine and brave fellow adventurers, to contact him on the social media site commonly known as facebook will receive a packet of his fantastic flaming balls with compliments of the great, good and bountiful Captain Tiptoes. Inscribe the words ‘wasabi banana’ on our wall to receive your sample.
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